Slap In The Face By: Curbwax INTRO G-D-Em-D-G (x2) then play throughout song non-stop Woke up in the morning, there was nothing to do, So I went to the stairs and put on my shoes, Got on my bike and went down the street, Made a sharp turn and fell to my knees, Then I got back up on my feet, I turned around and guess who I see, (bridge) My ex-girlfriend, she was standing next to me (x2) She told me she had something to say and she said it right to my face, She said I was nothing but a big fuckn? discrace. (chorus) How I felt you could only guess, Felt good enough to get stuff off my chest (x2) (intro) Then the next morning I was all alone, I heard a ring so I picked up the phone I listened really closely kind of in fear But you wont believe what I hear (bridge) My ex-girlfriend, she was talking to me (x2) She told me she had something to say and she yelled it over the phone, She said I was a really big jackass and I?ll always be alone (chorus) (intro)